No Kings Tee

For those who prefer ballots over crowns and facts over fealty. This No Kings Day tee is your reminder that America didn’t dump tea in the harbor just to end up worshipping wannabe royals in red ties.

Bold, witty, and unapologetically anti-authoritarian, it’s the perfect shirt for anyone tired of politicians who think they deserve thrones. Wear it loud, wear it proud — and maybe remind a few people what that “independence” thing was actually about.